OK. So, this is a few years late. This first hit the web back in '04 but I had forgotten about it. I was looking for info on legendary axeman Zach Wylde (for a school diorama project due tomorrow! Mom!) and tripped into this beast. The bike - not the girl.

What you are looking at is a motorcycle powered by 24 Dolmar chainsaws daisy-chained, RAID-arrayed and spliced into a grotesque lumberjack/greaser hybridization. Where is your god now, indeed. From Wyldsyd:

The engine in question is the one used in the PS-7900 professional chainsaw, which currently boasts the best power-to-weight ratio of any professional petrol chainsaw in the world – just 1 kg per PS. In standard trim each of these high-performance air-cooled 79 cc units generates 4.6 kW of power (6.3 PS) at 9500 rpm. A specific output of 59 kW per liter is outstanding for a chainsaw, and the secret lies in DOLMAR’s High Performance Combustion (HPC) technology. This term refers to the special design of the six gas exchange ports in combination with the asymmetrical combustion chamber head and the crankcase configuration: the result is a highly efficient combustion cycle with low exhaust emissions.

Now, the interesting thing is how I found this bike while searching for a musician with a "wylde" spelling of his name. Of course, many of us remember a metal band with a "Y" in the spelling of their name; JACKYL. And, yes, Jackyl's big thing was the lead singer playing a CHAINSAW. Zach Wylde ---> Wyldsyd --> Jackyl. Does Tom Green ride a motorcycle?