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Bikers Are Better Off Dead PDF Print E-mail
Written by Christopher Smith   
Tuesday, 15 April 2008 02:42

 

Nice little PSA from the good folks at T.E.A.R.T.S. The comments are illuminating.

 

I know a lot of cops that are bikers! So go ahead and go searching you dickwad! If you kill a cop the least of your worries will be the bikers.......If you think this is a joke your a sick M/F.............. airprtbridgeman

Your little video was booted off of MySpace for content, now let's see if you can get kicked off of here you little twit. Your style of thinking was shared by one other person in history that comes to mind.....Adolph I think his name was, and look what happened to him. cudaseeker

What the fuck is this shit?

This is the epitome of what it means to be anti-american. What happened to freedom of self expression? What happened to acceptance of alternative lifestyles?

This is Disgusting on so many different levels. You need to get out of this country and go somewhere nice and communist where anything outside of the norm is quietly extinguished.
willowhawk

 

Last Updated ( Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:11 )
 
Get Him A Bodybag? PDF Print E-mail
Written by Christopher Smith   
Monday, 14 April 2008 21:54

This is not what it looks like.

Maybe it's just me, but when I saw this pic I jumped to a rather unsavory conclusion.

I emailed the Oshkosh Police Department and they assured me that the fire department was not sweeping up body parts.

Last Updated ( Tuesday, 15 April 2008 02:42 )
 
Wylde on the Dolmette PDF Print E-mail
Written by Christopher Smith   
Friday, 04 April 2008 01:19

OK. So, this is a few years late. This first hit the web back in '04 but I had forgotten about it. I was looking for info on legendary axeman Zach Wylde (for a school diorama project due tomorrow! Mom!) and tripped into this beast. The bike - not the girl.

What you are looking at is a motorcycle powered by 24 Dolmar chainsaws daisy-chained, RAID-arrayed and spliced into a grotesque lumberjack/greaser hybridization. Where is your god now, indeed. From Wyldsyd:

The engine in question is the one used in the PS-7900 professional chainsaw, which currently boasts the best power-to-weight ratio of any professional petrol chainsaw in the world – just 1 kg per PS. In standard trim each of these high-performance air-cooled 79 cc units generates 4.6 kW of power (6.3 PS) at 9500 rpm. A specific output of 59 kW per liter is outstanding for a chainsaw, and the secret lies in DOLMAR’s High Performance Combustion (HPC) technology. This term refers to the special design of the six gas exchange ports in combination with the asymmetrical combustion chamber head and the crankcase configuration: the result is a highly efficient combustion cycle with low exhaust emissions.

Now, the interesting thing is how I found this bike while searching for a musician with a "wylde" spelling of his name. Of course, many of us remember a metal band with a "Y" in the spelling of their name; JACKYL. And, yes, Jackyl's big thing was the lead singer playing a CHAINSAW. Zach Wylde ---> Wyldsyd --> Jackyl. Does Tom Green ride a motorcycle?

 

 

 

 

Last Updated ( Friday, 04 April 2008 03:09 )
 
Florida Police To Confiscate Habitual Speeders' Bikes PDF Print E-mail
Written by Christopher Smith   
Tuesday, 01 April 2008 22:20

Meanwhile, in Florida...

A bill to allow police officers to take bikers’ motorcycles is speeding along in Tallahassee. Under the bill, bikers caught going 30 miles of more over the speed limit three times could have their bikes confiscated. The bill was drafted to cut down on Motorcycle fatalities, but bikers say the bill would have the opposite effect.

“People are going to die, that’s the thing. If I know you’re going to take my bike, I ain’t stopping, more people are going to die,” said bike Robert Conroy.

Right on, Robbie! You fucking tell 'em! Yeah! Go Team!

Last Updated ( Tuesday, 01 April 2008 22:27 )
 
Helmets Are Safe! PDF Print E-mail
Written by Christopher Smith   
Tuesday, 01 April 2008 19:13

Just a head's up everyone:

"When you wear a helmet, your safety is increased -- significantly," the trauma program manager at MedCentral/Mansfield Hospital said. "The possibility and probability of suffering injury is very high in an accident without a helmet. Unlike in a car, you have no outer protector when you ride a motorcycle." SOURCE

Last Updated ( Tuesday, 01 April 2008 19:21 )
 
Suzuki Crosscage Concept In Production PDF Print E-mail
Written by Christopher Smith   
Tuesday, 01 April 2008 18:58

From concept bike to the real road, the Suzuki Crosscage appears to be headed for production.

But this is more about hydrogen than anything. I thought I was up to speed on this stuff but apparently I missed something. I had no idea that there were "home hydrogen generation systems." Holy crap; that sounds dangerous.

This motorcycle was developed in conjunction with British Intelligent Energy, which make this a great collaboration since British Intelligent has its own hydrogen generation plants. Energy has a portfolio that includes a range of world-class fuel cell, fuel processing, desulphurization and hydrogen generation technologies. The company’s existing home hydrogen generation system means you’ll be able to make your own hydrogen at home. So I guess this news means you will find this motorcycle in the nearest showroom somewhere near the future. - SOURCE

Oh. The bike packs a walloping 125cc's according to this video.

 
Motorcycle Website Advertising 101 PDF Print E-mail
Written by Christopher Smith   
Friday, 28 March 2008 04:36

The online advertising business is tricky. Basically it comes down to a quantity vs. quality issue. If you are at all interested in learning the online advertising basics, take a few moments to read this impressive rant/lesson from Cyril Huze. While focusing solely on the V-twin websites, the basic analysis applies to any interest. (Previously, too) And he was kind enough to list the top 17 V-twin websites and their traffic #s. Sadly, Motorcycles-OK.com is not appearing - yet.

1- Cyril Huze Blog (152,217) 2- Bikernet (197,093) 3- Hot Bike (490,141) 4- Helmet Hair Blog (513,960) 5- Why Bike Blog (517,697) 6- Paisano Publications including Easyriders and all other magazine (575,402) 7- Street Choppers (604,563) 8- Beach Cruiser (743,430) 9- Clutch And Chrome (1,088,483) 10- The Horse BackStreet Choppers (1,306,414) 11- American Iron Magazine (1,474,120) 12- AMD Dealer News (2,147,226) 13- Iron Works Magazine (2,799,267) 14- Cycle Source Magazine (3,502,408) 15- American Bagger (4,203,712) 16- Barnett’s Magazine (5,533,002) 17- American Cycle Magazine (6,089,923).

Last Updated ( Friday, 28 March 2008 05:32 )
 
What Is He Listening To? PDF Print E-mail
Written by Christopher Smith   
Wednesday, 26 March 2008 19:19

OK.
So he is the coolest guy in the road.

Cigar.
Sunglasses
Headphones
Beat-up KLR
Open road
Old, rusted bags

And a freakin' parrot.

I would love to know what this guy is listening to.
Any ideas?
I'll post the best guesses.

SUBMIT


UPDATE: Reddit comments are worth a look 

Last Updated ( Thursday, 27 March 2008 00:24 )
 
Plymouth Car Motorcycle PDF Print E-mail
Written by Christopher Smith   
Tuesday, 25 March 2008 00:01

Seems the way back in 1935, a few ambitious engineers and one crazed motorcyclists thought it'd be a good idea to custom build a motorcycle for one reason: attain a speed of 300mph.

300mph. In 1935.

My favorite part?
Two steel plates, one on each side in front of the rear wheel, serve as brakes by actual contact with the ground or track. They can be raised or lowered by a lever.

Found at Modern Mechanix
- an amazing compendium of all sorts of cool stuff; like this.

 

Last Updated ( Tuesday, 25 March 2008 03:44 )
 
Why Are Ducatis So Expensive? PDF Print E-mail
Written by Christopher Smith   
Monday, 24 March 2008 03:02
There's a great debate going on over at Sportbikes.net. Basically, the question is: Why Are Ducati's (sic) So Expensive? Of course, you have some folks touting performance, others swearing reliability (?) and all the usual fan-boy standards.

One guy nails the real reason.
"I think a ducati would pull more girls..." - NAPALM
Last Updated ( Tuesday, 25 March 2008 03:45 )
 
Monocycle: A Couple Letters Off PDF Print E-mail
Written by Christopher Smith   
Monday, 24 March 2008 03:49

File this under "Close Enough."

The hash-addled Dutch have come up with a revolutionary mode of transportation called The WTF: The Big Round Thing With An Engine. Actually, the real name is The Motorized Monocycle. Sporting a 31cc, four-stroke 1 1/2-hp engine, this ultra-modern cycle won't be leaving smoke but at least it will run for a couple hours on a half-tank of gas. You've got to weight in at over 110lbs to operate the Wonder Wheel and the weight limit maxes out at 275lbs. Brake and gas controls are on the handle bars. Max Speed: 25mph. Max Benefit: Unclear. Buy one? Sure.

(Editor's note: I cannot believe that I can't find video of Richard Pryor's awesome Wonder Wheel scene from The Toy)

Last Updated ( Monday, 24 March 2008 04:29 )
 
Dodge and weave PDF Print E-mail
Written by Christopher Smith   
Monday, 24 March 2008 02:25

helpfulInterestingly enough, this clip was found at a place called 'Helpfulvideo.com'.

Of course, 'helpful' can be relative. I'm guessing these guys are 'helping' you to kill yourself in a super-bitchin' manner at silly-fast speeds. And I wonder why I get so many news alerts about bikers getting killed on the road.

Fast forward to about 2:30 and watch some crazy two-lane twisty madness. And someone get these guys a decent camera. If they are going to be taking risks like this, the least they could do is bump up the production values a bit.

 
Slaytona PDF Print E-mail
Written by Christopher Smith   
Friday, 07 March 2008 05:00

Slaytona virtual race

It’s being called SLAYTONA and it is the largest (ever?) organized motorcycle event inside the perversely awesome virtual world of Second Life. Seems that there is a race of some sort, a custom bike show, live music, raffles and...mud wrestling? This fellow has a schedule of events. Of course, you can’t go unless you are a resident of Second Life.

Last Updated ( Monday, 24 March 2008 23:23 )
 
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